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ERICA: OH, THIS IS
SO WONDERFUL.
SO, WHO IS NEXT ON OUR HIT LIST?
 JOE: WELL --
 JOE: WOULD YOU MIND HANDLING
THIS NEXT DONATION WITHOUT ME?
I REALLY THINK I NEED SOME
FRESH AIR.
EXCUSE ME.
 ERICA:DR. HAYWARD.
HOW NICE OF YOU TO ATTEND
MY LITTLE PARTY.
 DAVID: WELL, THANK YOU,
MS. KANE.

 ERICA: YES, IT IS -- VERY.
SO TELL ME, HOW MUCH CAN I STEAL
FROM YOU?

DAVID: DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER
EVER TEACH YOU THAT IT'S NOT
POLITE TO STEAL?
 ERICA: OH, ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE
AND WAR.
WHEN I FIGHT, I FIGHT TO WIN.

 DAVID: WELL, THEN I GUESS
WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS BIANCA'S
DOCTOR, SEEING HOW HER SUFFERING
AFFECTED YOU.
I GUESS IT'S NO SURPRISE THAT
YOU WOULD BE SPEARHEADING
AN EFFORT LIKE THIS.
 ERICA: WELL, I WOULD LIKE
TO BE ABLE TO HELP EVERY CHILD
IN DISTRESS.
 DAVID: HOW IS BIANCA,
BY THE WAY?
 ERICA: OH, SHE'S MUCH BETTER,
THANK YOU.
 DAVID: GAINING WEIGHT?
 ERICA: YES, YES, A POUND HERE
AND THERE.
 DAVID: AND HOW HER'S
SELF-ESTEEM?
 ERICA: THAT'S VASTLY
IMPROVED.
 DAVID: GLAD TO HEAR IT.
NOW, YOU WERE ABOUT TO PICK
MY POCKET.
SO HOW DOES $10,000 SOUND?
 ERICA: FORGIVE MY BLUNTNESS,
DR. HAYWARD, BUT YOUR GENEROUS
CONTRIBUTION WOULDN'T BE
AN ATTEMPT FOR YOU TO WORM
YOUR WAY BACK INTO PINE VALLEY'S
FAVOR?

 DAVID: WELL, IF IT WERE,
WOULD IT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE?
 ERICA: NOT AT ALL.
YOUR MONEY IS AS IMPORTANT
TO THE CAUSE AS ANYONE'S.
I JUST DON'T EXPECT IT TO SMOOTH
ANY OF THE FEATHERS YOU'VE
ALREADY RUFFLED.
 DAVID: WELL, I MIGHT RUFFLE
A FEW MORE FEATHERS THIS EVENING
YET.
 ERICA: WELL, AS LONG
AS YOUR CHECK CLEARS
AND EVERYBODY ELSE'S PLEDGE IS
TAKEN, RUFFLE AWAY.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I MIGHT
PROVIDE YOU WITH A COUPLE
OF TARGETS OF MY OWN.


 DAVID: MS. KANE, IF YOU WOULD
EXCUSE ME, I'LL GO UPSTAIRS
AND GET MY CHECKBOOK.
 ERICA: YES, YES, OF COURSE.